Friday July 24, 2009 at 13:02
Manhattan’s Sad, Sad Eating Disorder
Are you aware that the entire island kingdom of Manhattan has a nasty eating disorder? Unless you’ve been stumbling down Park Avenue blindfolded, it probably strikes you as no surprise that the carb-counting borough is prone to drunkorexia, fad diets, and curious cleanses. It should be even less surprising that verifiable research has dubbed Manhattan the skinniest county in this wide/wide-waisted nation of ours…