Friday November 13, 2009 at 17:09
“We men are not such bad people, ladies. But you have to vet our asses before you agree to spending the rest of your life with us. It’s not our fault if you elected to marry us before you realized we like drinking before 8AM every day. You have no one to blame but yourself. Do your homework. Or else, you’ll end up in divorce court, staring daggers at Norm Chad from across the room. DON’T MARRY A JACKASS.”