Sunday August 22, 2010 at 13:32
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Mark Shelton, a high school teacher from St. Paul, MN who stared blankly at the page in front of him for several minutes before finally holding it up to his ear. “What does it want from us?”
— Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source (via Instapaper)
